{"id":1961,"date":"2020-02-11T19:11:24","date_gmt":"2020-02-11T14:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/beckykeepshouse.com\/?p=1961"},"modified":"2020-12-27T12:24:57","modified_gmt":"2020-12-27T07:24:57","slug":"when-your-child-makes-an-inappropriate-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beckykeepshouse.com\/when-your-child-makes-an-inappropriate-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"When Your Child Makes an Inappropriate Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
So, what should you do when your child makes an inappropriate joke in public? Here’s my simple three step process:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Step 1: Look for a giant hole in the ground. If there isn’t one, pray for it to appear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Step 2: Enter aforementioned hole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Step 3: Cower in hole until no one remembers you ever existed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n